Email:  I’m just sayin’

OK the title kind of says it (well kinda):

It’s about email, and well my emails… or shoot, OUR emails.

I like emails, and I even like sending them out.

Emails.

I’m not saying, when it’s happening (maybe it’s happening right now, maybe it’s happening after I have my cuppa of tea…I’ll leave that a mystery to you dear friend or relative or person I barely know, but know well enough to have an email address)…the possibilities should and are limitless.

I’m also not saying who’s getting the emails…hey it might be you, or you, or YOU. Yeah I’m looking at you…

All I’m saying is:
I’m emailing.

I guess I’ll also say, that if you WANT an email, say so.
If you DONT want an email, say so too.
I might not listen, but you can’t say that I didn’t give you the option to speak your mind.

Sure, my emails might not all be well thought out; they’ll likely be sprinkled with all manner of grammatical error, cliché, pun, etc…They might even make you sterile.

There’s no way for me to determine the outcome of my emails once they are sent out into the wild.

If you’ll allow me to get a little philosophical here: They are like the wind (Yes, even the kind Patrick Swayze sings about–bless him).

*Sigh*
I can’t make any promises, but I can say with some guarantee that:

They wont sell you out, they wont be FWDs (unless it’s in the sense that I’m being “forward forward” nudge nudge wink wink), and they wont ever contribute to a better or worse state of living.

It’s highly unlikely I’ll ever pose as Nigerian Prince (or whatever Nationality is being unfairly used in online fraud), hoping for your help in acquiring a visa, large sums of money, or anything of that manner.

I don’t have any special rates on health insurance, mortgages, airline tickets, penis pills, rolex watches, and I can’t tell you what your family tree or credit report looks like.

All those things, in an email from me?

Very unlikely.

Hmm…there was something else I wanted to say, but I can’t remember now…maybe I’ll say so in the emails.

So yeah, I’m going to continue to suck at the FaceBook thing, BUT I’m going to be polishing up my inboxing/outboxing ways.

Get that spam filter ready.

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