
Faking your emoticons?
Could reading between the chat lines be as tricky as everything else?
If that’s truly the case, then yes IM Disappointed.
More so about you not clicking HERE quicker and getting in on this new communication breakdown.

Faking your emoticons?
Could reading between the chat lines be as tricky as everything else?
If that’s truly the case, then yes IM Disappointed.
More so about you not clicking HERE quicker and getting in on this new communication breakdown.
You thought I was going to say, “nerve,” right?
Well the surprises aren’t going to simply stop there.
Because…hey, are you sitting down? If the title of this post was any indication: this blog is going to be made and made with NERDS.
It’s a blog made of hard glossy tiny bits of funny shaped candies made of carnauba wax, and sucrose crystals?
Mehbee.
Is it going to cover stuff that effects the nerdly inclined community?
Uh…
Actually, what the blog will turn into is still in the works. There’s so much to do in very little time.
As they say in the blog and memo world, “We’ll keep you posted.”
I managed to talk a good friend today into opening up a WordPress account. I have immense faith in the kid. I just know that if she puts her mind to it, she’ll come up with some amazing things for me (and sure other people;) ) to read.
I suppose that’s really it.
I need more things to read. More things to make me giggle, and more places for me to comment on. That, and I’m making said friend a contributor to my own blog project…(oh I’ve said too much).
What makes a blog more fun, than adding a few cooks in the kitchen, yeah?
Anyhow, like any good internet enabler (Bless that poor kid and my web insistencies), I decided to leave her with a few topics of choice. You know to help her along that ride that is blogging.
Now we wait.
Yeah, I mean she hasn’t posted anything yet.
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Okay fine, I’ll write something…sheesh.
5 things i’d rather be doing instead of BLOGGING:
1. Sleeping. Why?
Because it’s something I can do unconscious. I can catch up on all thatneedful rest to make me a healthy and comprehensible individual—plus, sometimes I dream of George Clooney.
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2. Eating. Why?
Because it’s something I can do unconscious.
No…Well not unless there is a tube attached to me, but I probably wouldn’t want to go through whatever previous procedure necessary to require the aforementioned tubing. I suppose the food being served and the level of hunger would play major key part into the enjoyment and over all fulfillment of eating. There’s always room for Jell-O thought, right?
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3. Winning the lottery. Why?
Seriously, you’re asking? I’d have people doing all of this for me right now. I’d be all, “I’m rich biatch!!!!”
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4. Finding the cure for cancer. Why?
And don’t roll your eyes at me. I’m being serious here! I’d really like to find that cure and help people. I want to create the good kind of cure too. Not one that will render people into PCP powered vampire zombies, thank you very much Dr. Will Smith. I still think it would’ve been really awesome if Jazzy Jeff had been in that Picture. It’s like the Fresh Prince doesn’t even remember his friends anymore…*Sigh.
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5. Hitting publish on this post. Why?

So I can get on with another post to blog about. *Sigh.
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There’s been a mass of time between today and the last time a post appeared on this blog.
Seasons changed, fads came and went, the hair Britney shaved off grew back and we lost count of how many laws she broke.
One thing that however didn’t change was my love of LOL Cats.
It is a love that only grows stronger with every passing day. I dare say, it’s a love almost as strong as the force of Britney’s hands on a bag of Cheetos or Adipex.
No, F*** that, THIS IZ hardcore strong love.
But I digress…I’m here to address my hiatus. I was lovestoned, lolstoned to be exact.
It started an early fall morning of 2006 when I decided to take that magical and careless leap into making my page an LOLcat page.
I did so by jubilantly punching in my address into LOLinator.
“An advanced, highly scientific tool that gives us a glimpse into an alternate universe where LOLcats created the web.“
Once you behold your work in that kind of glory, there is no other apex to reach really. Everday after that was Caturday and it was awesome.
I mean look at this: (click for detail)
And my personal FAVE:
Ah priceless.
But the screencaps aren’t enough. To really get the full effect you have to try the website for yourself, but be warned. You might lose months/years of blogging after.
That is until you come back from this, rising from it’s ashes like a phoenix. And you do so because LOLcats would want it that way.
I’m now on a new regime of vitamins and physical therapy (some of which revolves around playing with actual cats for hours on end) and my doctors say I’ll be blogging with the best of them.
So mom, and the other two of yous who read here (and other places), fear not, because I will be pressing on (WordPressing).
“There’s more than one way to skin a cat,” right (Eep, maybe not the best proverb but yeah…)
Cheers,
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