An excellent excellent question, but no powers around me can really answer it. I’d be up working on it, but I’m just too busy finding solace and head bobs as my speakers pulsate in total Hardee’s/Carl’s Jr (depending on your area burger affiliate) abandon to the (and mostly likely futuerly heavily rotated) Paris Hilton track “Stars are Blind.”
So many words of praise want to exit my mouth and over all pleasant shock…and yet all I can really say is (and you’re gonna wanna sucker punch me in the teeth)
“That’s hot!”
If you were to check my iTunes history, you’d find that this song(in a very short amount of time) has been on atleast 27 times…and for every time it has played, I’ve wondered if Lionel Ritchie will ever get that kind of attention from me.
I dunno, I can’t help it. As much as I feared it, I like it. And as old clichés go, if liking this song is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
And who’d be right really?
A good deal of the “pans” given to this track are due to the already over exposed “infamous media hungry” socialite. Okay, I get it, yes maybe she has taken a little more of our time than we’ve wanted to give her, but then again, I don’t see any of these people pumping out Nobel Prize winning projects or saving the hungry.
If you weren’t looking up her porn, would you really be polishing your Pulitzer right now?
Gimme a break.
I’ve only been recently introduced “The Simple Life”, catching it on reruns at the tail end of now nonfriends Ritchie and Hilton (well nothing is forever).
I pretty much missed out on the buzz so maybe that’s why I’ve managed to be unscathed.
And you know what the trick to not getting sick about things on television or any media is?
It’s called an OFF button.
“Oh but bunny, this song has ProTools all over it!”
NO s***?!
Unless we’re performing in something that even “Survior” cast members wouldn’t be caught dead eating, it’s going to be impossible to find a track recorded without some kind of audio editing software.
In fact even then, I bet the professor would make Gilligan sound like an angel with the right number of coconuts.
Not everyone can get away with the Biz Markie ( a genius in his own right) style of music making.
That the song is too much like other songs…who cares!
Robo-pop white reggae-ish, dancehall…Blondie on a UB40/Llilly Allen bender–good!
You’ve seen the girl right?
She’s not “edgy.” She’s not gonna change the politics of the globe or ever be urban or Raggae.
Paris is the only girl in the planet that can open a $400,000+ McLaren SLR while simultaneously rubbing her tuckiss on a Ferrari (those are poor people cars to her).
Paris is “anti-intellectualism personified,” so there.
She’s another cute white girl making “celebutante hipster music “ and c’mon it’s impossible to resist.
If you can put your Paris prejudices aside and enjoy Pop music, for the sheer aesthetic simplicity of that which is POP, “Stars are Blind” should be in your iPod.
It’s not an opus, but it’s catchy.
Why shouldn’t we be with the one we really love?
Now tell me who have you been dreaming of
At night at home? oh no, ohh
Even though the gods are crazy
Even though the stars are blind
If you show me real love baby
I’ll show you mine
And DO show us more, please.
Thank you bitch.
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